Odd Shaped Balls

I think Ive been in this part of the world for too long.
After New Zealand where I was converted, and began to see the appeal of rugby league (its exciting, tactical, and fast paced), I ended up last night watching AFL. For the uneducated, that's aussie rules football. And I have to say I really enjoyed it. Its rough, passionate, and most importantly I didn't understand a thing that was going on! All I know is that the enjoyment that the fans were getting out of it was rubbing off on me. I think after that I am a Carlton FC fan. Either that or follow those stinking, cheating Brisbane Lions.
Well, as I didn't update you yesterday, here's whats been happening to me.
On Friday I went for a drink in the town. As the Comedy festival is currently on here, I considered going to see a performance, but couldn't be bothered. As I entered a bar, I was asked "You here for the show?" I thought "Why not?", so paid my money and off I went. It was very rude, but very funny (the show was called SEX, but I genuinely didn't know that until I sat down), then after that found a place called Lounge, recommended by Lonely Planet. As I was sat at the bar nursing a bottle of VB, two people said hello, and we started chatting. Michelle and Dave, for those were their names, invited me to join them and friends for drinks on the balcony. It was great. Chatting to various people, about normal things, like films, politics, socio-economics, all the stuff that I love to chat about. I regaled them with tales of my adventures, and why I thought Sydney was nowhere near as friendly as Melbourne (always a sure fire hit). As the group whittled down, I was left talking to possible the most sinfully boring man alive who talked in compete monotone, and proceeded to tell me his life story. After listening politely for 30 minutes, I decided that to save myself, I would have to call it a night. I said goodbye to the group, thanked Michelle for inviting me over, and left for my hotel.
Yesterday was a great day. I had a wander round, walking round the CBD, and visiting museums, and other sights, all provided by the free tram service that stops just outside the hotel. I decided that as I was only here for a few days, and the comedy festival still being on I would try to see something on Sunday night. I was over the moon when I saw that there were tickets available for Ardal O Hanlan (the guy from My Hero, and Father Ted), so I booked them and my footy tickets at the same time. Both together they only came to £30, so all in all I had a bit of a bargain.
After the fun of last night, I went to bed early in preparation for my balloon ride at stupid o clock this morning. I called when my alarm went off at 4.45am to check, only to receive a recorded message to say that due to poor weather, the flight was cancelled. Oh yes, the rain has hit here now!! I now have to rearrange my flight, for sometime on the next few days. That has thrown my plans for the day, and I now have to find something to amuse myself with for the rest of Sunday...hmmm
Anyway, stay safe and lucky
Matt

easy day..

There's not a lot to say at the moment. Ive flown down to Melbourne today, and checked into the hotel. Its all good.
Last night was interesting. We had our Sounds of Silence dinner in the desert, and we were treated to barramundi (fish), kangaroo, and crocodile salad amongst other things. We then listened to an astronomer talk about the stars above us. I got chatting to a couple from Guildford, and the only only downside was the American couple who chose to join us. It was very pleasant apart from that.
This morning was up and out to the airport. After checking in and realising that I had a window seat (I was not happy), I availed myself of the facilities in Ayers Rock airport. One shop smaller than my living room, and a serving hatch doling out tea and coffee. I was well prepared with a good book though.
Imagine my joy when I got on the plane to realise that despite having the window seat, actually had the entire row to myself. I was like a pig in summat!
Anyway that's my day been and gone. Just going to find out where I can eat and drink tonight (it being Friday) and then decide what to do tomorrow.
Safe
Matt

reeeeealllly quickly....

cos in about 3 mins the link goes down and im going out for dinner.
We went to watch the sunrise today, and it wass abit better.
After brekkie we had a guided walk with an aboriginal guy called wally. I didnt take any photos as theyre a bit funny about it. It was really interesting all the mythology about their history.
This afternoon has been glorious and I have spent most of it sat round the pool reading and catching some rays (and flies).
Goin for dinner in the desert tonight. Should be good.
Speak soon when I can
Matt

its alright...

Hello from the middle of nowhere.
Flew into Ayers Rock this morning (not literally, otherwise Im sure you would have heard about it). AND ITS SUNNY!!!. Except now its not as its 9pm. After spending forever waiting to check in, I got to my room. Its ok, nothing over the top, but its clean and comfortable, and presently thats all that matters.
After this, I had about ten minutes free time before it was on the coach for a guided tour to Kata Tjuta aka The Olgas. If you're wondering (and yes I can picture you all on the edge of your seats saying ''tell us Matt'') they're a rock formation formed around the same time as Uluru (Ayers Rock) but its a group of, well, domes I suppose. I would love to post some photos, but in all the rush I left my camera in my hand luggage, in my room. Doh!! I did have my phone with me though, so I did get some pictures, but you won't be able to see them until I get home.
After a walk up the gorge that runs through the middle of this range, we went to Uluru for sunset. We stood and had a glass of wine and some nibbles (which was just as well cos I was starving) and watched the sun go down over Ayers Rock. Except we didnt really as there was a lot of cloud cover ( I think its followed me), and it didnt change colour as it normally does (apparently).
After we got back to the hotel, and establishing that at least 3 people on the coach had connections to Cannock or Walsall (Im not going to say its a small world, as its actually the biggest thing we know of), I got washed, changed, and went for dinner. It was good, yes?
Im having a really early night. The resort is just 5 hotels and a couple of restaurants, so as there is nothing to keep me up, I won't bother.
Take care
Matt

isn't she lovely...

Ive already called, and sent an ecard, but I just want to say...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!!

quick and painless

It has rained today. A lot. From the time I got up this morning until about 10 minutes ago, it has been wet, cold and miserable.
As such it has prevented me from achieving all that I wanted to do today. I am not happy. I made it to Olympic Park, but because our public transport is positively futuristic compared to Sydney's, it took me over 3 hours to do a 12 km journey by train. Wish I had taken the ferry again!
When I got there I wanted to do the tour, but I had missed that by ten minutes and because its not peak season, there wasn’t one for another 80 minutes.
Still I had a wander round the complex (what I could get to) and it was all very nice. Coming back was a bit more straightforward, as I did the complete opposite of what I had done to get there. I used my common sense instead of their signs! It only took me an hour to get back to city, and after a walk round a few shops, I'm back at the hotel.
I'm disappointed with my day here, and what Ive seen of Sydney as a whole. Yes, there are some great sights, and the bridge climb was amazing, but Ive not been overwhelmed like other places.
Uluru calls me. I hope its dry there!!
Matt

...is it because I lied when I was seventeen??

I’ve had a very good day. Early start this morning as I wanted to go to Darling Harbour. I got the ferry round to there and went to the Aquarium. It was a really good experience, and there was loads of things to see. I had to rush a little bit as I needed to be back at the hotel for 2pm and the amount of mothers with kids hanging off every limb was unbelievable. Do they not go to school over here??
I came back to the hotel, and quickly got changed. Although the bridge climb is only round the corner from the hotel, I had to be there 20 minutes before it started to check in. As I walked up the hill I needed to use the public facilities. When I went in it was overcast, and miserable, but there was a bit of blue sky on the horizon. When I came out it was throwing it down. Again. I had to wonder how long I had been in there.
It was then time for my climb. The first 45 minutes are getting you kitted out. Climbing suit, rain pants, belt, and all the safety gear. And everything gets clipped onto you, so you get a hat, that’s clipped onto your jumpsuit. Glasses? But them on a piece of string and clip it onto your suit. I suppose as you are 150 feet above the road you have to be a bit careful! After that you have a quick lesson in how the guide wire works, and a go at climbing ladders to see of you’re up for it.
The climb isn’t that bad. You start off by going under the road above you, along a wooden plank about 12 inched wide, then start climbing. As you hit daylight going up the ladder, you realise that you are actually climbing between two lanes of traffic. It’s a bit unnerving but you just keep going. Yes its challenging, and yes I’m sure that in the summer its hot and sweaty. We didn’t have that problem. I don’t think it matters where you are in the world, they call it a monsoon!! It hammered it down, and the further up we got the worse it was. Luckily we were given pac-a-macs (clipped on of course) (does anyone still have one of those?) to wear. Another shining example of how small the world is. I was waiting to climb a ladder and there was a guy at the bottom telling you when you could go. He asked where I was from and I said “just outside of Birmingham” (its just easier) He asked which town, and when I told him, he said his auntie lived in Burntwood. How bizarre!
As you can see from the photo, its a great way to see the city, but not the best weather. It was actually a nice walk, and if it had been dry would have been so much better, but as you cant pick the weather, you have to get on with it. Would I do it again? In a heartbeat! The guide was really good and very knowledgeable, and you get a commentary through headsets (clipped on), where he tells you about the history of the bridge and some useless facts (like did you know that 1400 men worked on the bridge and only 36 died).
Its been a really great day, and a definite highlight. Tonight I’m going to celebrate with a friend called Tooheys (the beer not the toffee liquor). I have been on top of the world, and it feels great.
See you soon, same bat-time, same bat-channel

Matt

He just smilled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich!!

Gday!
It’s a big hello from Sydney. After a 90 minute delay in Christchurch, I got here at around 6pm (local time) last night. The hotel is very nice, and from my room I have a view of Circular Quay. A quick wash and change later, and it was off out. I had a wander round, and as time was pressing went for dinner at a 24 hour café place. The food was nothing special, and I was feeling a bit tired, so went back to the hotel for a quick rest. After a quick change of shoe I was back out and walked down George Street towards a pub called Three Wise Monkeys. To give you an idea of how far I walked my hotel is at 5 George Street, the pub is at 555 George Street. It took about half an hour, and I was more than ready for a drink after that. The pub is set over 3 floors, with the top floor having live music on. It was a good night, and I had more than enough beer. After this I started the long walk back, when I overheard some locals talking to what I now know to be an Austrian. We all got chatting, and they said why don’t we all go to Kings Cross to carry on the entertainment. Me and Bernard (that was his name) followed them in a taxi, and had a quick drink with them. Kings Cross is a real culture shock. Its loud, baudy and actually a bit intimidating if you don’t know what to expect. I ended up drinking with a German called Sebastian, and Tim who was from Devon. I started to feel a little light headed, so stopped drinking, and carried on chatting. I decided at 4.30am that it was probably bedtime, so joined the queue for a taxi. I got chatting to a couple of girls who lived about 3 hours out of Sydney, but were here for the weekend, so jumped in a cab with them. It was so surprising that everyone just introduces themselves and talks away as if you’ve known them all your life. It wouldn’t happen at home would it?
After my very late night, I was up surprisingly at 9.30 for breakfast, and after a read of my book, went out to Circular Quay. At one side of this you have the harbour bridge, and at the other is the opera house, so it was quite a sight to see two icons so close to you. I had a wander round, looking at the little shops, and watching the street theatre. The one guy, whose act was standing on the cross bar of a bike on top of a pole juggling knives was quite aggressive over people giving him some money at the end. I see his point - its his job, and how he makes a living.. However, he offers it to you, asking you to gather round, so should you be obliged to pay?? I think if he wasn’t so pushy, I would have given him something, but as he said “please, please, please give me some money”, I was determined not to. I suppose Im just heartless.
I decided to take a couple of ferry trips after all that excitement. I really wanted to go to the Olympic Park, and as there was a ferry leaving soon, I bought a Daytripper ticket so I could use as many services as I wanted to. The trip took about 45 minutes, and was very pleasant. At the other end, I had to get a bus, but as I needed the toilet, I missed it. After a walk of about 40 minutes I gave up. As it was still in the distance, and went back to the wharf to get another ferry so I could go to Darling Harbour, which I am told is also incredible. Just as we got back to Circular Quay so I could change ferries, the heavens opened up. Thunder, lightning and rivers of water through the streets. I hung around for a bit, but it didn’t stop (still hasn’t), so I came back to the hotel.
Its probably a good thing I did, because my right foot is in agony at the moment. I stubbed my big toe when I got up this morning and bent the nail right back, and then before I went out for the day, I was putting my socks on and ripped the skin under the nail, thinking nothing of it, although I did swear a little bit. When I got back to the hotel, I was limping and upon checking my shoe and peeling my sock away, noticing a rather alarming amount of blood!! So Ive cut the nail right down, and put a plaster on it. It feels better but it’s a little tender to say the least.
Quiet one tonight!! Ive got my bridge climb tomorrow afternoon, so need a clear head and to be in a reasonable condition. Lots more to do and see..
Speak soon
Matt

Off to see the Wizard of Oz...

Dear readers, by the time you next take an update from me I will be gone from this incredible stunning country, and into the next part of my journey, across the Tasman Sea to Australia.
Before that, I had one last day in Christchurch. After a sweet cooked breakfast of fruit (for regularity), toast (for fibre), tea (for the tannins), and bacon, sausage, scrambled egg and beans (cos that's what I fancied), and a sort out of the washing I have accumulated it was off into Christchurch city centre for a day of relaxed fun. Right outside the hotel is a tram stop which once you have bought a ticket lasts for 2 days. I made the most of it today, travelling round in circles jumping off at various places along the way. There is a park one block up from us called Hagley Park, named after Hagley Hall, which I thought was interesting, then the tram driver said it was named by a Governor of this area called Lyttleton. Obviously our areas notoriety spreads far and wide!
I had a wander round the cathedral this afternoon. Its about the size of St Lukes yet serves as a major ecclesiastical centre for the South Island. After this I watched another little bit of a street show which was blokes messing around on huge unicycles and ladders. It was quite good, but not as much fun as the fire eating, chainsaw juggling bloke from yesterday.
Admission to the art gallery here is free, and I believe that its the only way that they're going to get people in. On the 1st floor there are some really beautiful paintings dating back 400 years, and from all round the world, right up to the present day. However, the ground floor was full of the kind of stuff you read about winning the Turner Prize eg a lamp turning on and off, and a DVD of a shot of someones face playing Gran Turismo. As I like to call it, pretentious crap! It was a case of shaking my head and walking away.
Anyway, off for a farewell drink tonight, although it will be an early one. Gotta pack up in the morning. I'm going to the same places as last night I think. A restaurant called Blue Note which has live Jazz music (tres cool), and a pub called the Bard (as we are on the River Avon), which gets a nice crowd in.
I bid you all farewell from New Zealand, and I look west over shimmering seas to the mighty Australia.
All the best
Matt

Better? Better get a bucket..Im gonna be sick!

Only joking friends..I am feeling much better today..well better than I did yesterday. Anythings an improvement I suppose.
Christchurch is a nice place to be. Its clean, bustling, and most of all its sunny (well at the moment anyway). I drove down into the city centre at about 10am, and after parking, which in itself is no mean feat, walked into Cathedral Square for something to eat. This is a place where there is always something going on. As you can see from the photo, todays events included a guy juggling fire whilst on a 6 foot pole. Rather him than me! I then went on the city tram, which is a guided tour of the Central Business District (CBD). It even went past the hotel I was booked into for the next two nights, but offered no clue how I was going to get to it.
After getting to my hotel (the one-way system here is ridiculous), and having a general sort out of things I went for a drive to the Ferrymead gondola, which had some incredible views of the city, unfortunately blocked somewhat by a touch of smog. Yes underneath that blanket is the city of Christchurch! After leaving there I drove to the other side of the city for a walk around the International Antarctic Centre. It was heartily recommended to me by the good people of Lonely Planet, but I think its definitely more for kids, and people with absolutely nothing better to do. And if that's the case I should have had a whale of a time. I didn't but it was good honest fun nonetheless. Tonights activities include a good hearty meal at a restaurant recommended by the hotel, or possible the first place I come across that serves something looking reasonably inoffensive. If I feel up to it i may even stop out for a beer! WHHoooooooo!!
Anyway guys, better go and wash the day off
Love to you all

Matt

Boring....

Ive not done much the last couple of days. Yesterday I drove to Dunedin from Qtown. Dunedin, although a lovely little place doesnt have a lot going on. Its mainly full of old people shuffling around. On top of everything else, what I believed to be a hangover is actually a cold. Im less than happy about this, as it meant that after checking into my B&B yesterday I sat watching telly wrapped in a blanket with a cuppa. The place I stopped in yesterday was what I would consider a steal. It was posted as being $300 per night but by using wotif.com I got it at $99. I think I was the only one stopping there, which was a touch bizarre. It was an old house converted into suites, so at least I had a sofa to relax on. I didn't sleep very well, mainly as I was expecting some mad axe murderer to jump out at me. If youve ever seen Only Fools and Horses Jolly Boys Outing, imagine the hotel they stopped in, but a bit plusher and you get the idea!
Today I travelled back to Christchurch for a couple of days to finish my NZ adventure. Despite feeling really bad, the journey was good, and the weather is beautiful again (although not as nice as what you're getting from what I understand). Im booked into the same hostel I stayed in last week at least for tonight. I don't feel well enough to be trudging around the streets trying to find somewhere to stay, and as its still Easter holidays down here, there are a lot of No Vacancy signs up.
I appreciate all the comments everyone makes on here. It means a lot, when you've had no real human contact for so long!
I hope to feel better tomorrow, and want to do some sightseeing round Christchurch. It looks like a beautiful city, so I want to make the most of it!

A cold, snuffly, aching
Matt

This day in Queenstown

Ive had a nice final day here in Queenstown. This is definitely my final day here, and have just taken it really easy. After checking out of my hotel I went for a drive up to Glenorchy which is about the size of Bridgtown, and the next settlement down from here. It was nice so I decided to go for a wander down-river. Testament to the fact that I was wearing a T shirt, it started to rain. I think I got away with it though as it was only a shower. Nevertheless, the drive back was made more interesting by the added water to the road surface.
I decided to lunch again at Fergburger (please click and have a look at the menu). I cannot stress to you how great a place this is. I went for the Sweet Bambi. A little fact for ya fact fans..over here Deer are bred on farms for meat. The meat is a little milder tasting than traditional venison, but very good nonetheless.
After posting some stuff (mom, you need to know that Ive posted some clothing back that Im not going to wear to get the weight of my luggage down - dont worry its all clean), I went to my new hotel, a damn sight cheaper than where I was staying, and very nice. With one disadvantage. It advertises itself as being 300m from the town centre. Which it is. Vertically. No joke. That should be fun after a drink tonight!
Theyve finally put up my shotover jet photos online. The absolute pick is at www.shotoverjet.com Go to Daily Photos. Then enter SOJT74156082. Im on the back row, 2nd from the left.
Well, thats it. Queenstown. Done. Dunedin tomorrow. Its only a 4 hour drive (Only!), so I should be there early afternoon.
From the best place on earth.
Matt

Not an update as such, more an opportunity to out some photos on here for you to have a butchers at!
This was the dolphins swimming up to the boat

Thats all I can get on at the mo, although I was hoping to get about 4 on here. Oh Well!!
Matt

My day...no pics again. Sorry!

Its been a really great day down here. The suns been out, not too windy and everyone's just chilled.
I was up by 9am this morning so I could digest breakfast before my trip on the Shotover. This was incredible. Essentially its just a blast around a canyon in a jetboat doing about 50mph in 6 inches of water. That's all!! hehe. Incredible. 360degree spins, and getting soaked. There on some photos that were taken on their website but they haven't updated yet. As soon as I can I will post the link. It certainly cleared the early morning crappy feeling I had today.
Last night was very sedate. Early dinner and an early night. I was whacked and I think the plane ride from hell had taken it out of me.
This afternoon, it was off to Arrowtown for a walk round. This town was built on the gold mining that first brought settlers to the area. Most of these settlers were Chinese, and there's a village (or whats left of it) for you to walk round.
As this didn't take as long as I was hoping I had a drive up to the original bungee site. While I was there the jumps were going on, and for one fevered moment I actually considered it, then remembered that I didn't actually want to!
As for the rest of the day (and night) that's still to come. Ive decided to stop an extra night in Queenstown. This will leave me with only a couple of days in Christchurch, but as I have actually found a little piece of heaven, Ive decided to stay here a while longer.
Take care
M

Quickly....

I'm on my way out for the day and thought I'd check my mail.
I appreciate all the comments made, but could you please make sure that you put a name at the bottom of your comment as I'm struggling to see who's posting at times
Ta
Matt

Milford Sound

Well I said I wasn’t going to update today. Circumstances have changed and I have got back about 3 hours ahead of the rest of the tour. I decided as this was a unique experience for myself to take a flight back from Milford Sound. More of that in a bit, but I have to say that the trip down to Milford was incredible. It was probably because I wasn’t driving, but faced with glaciers, waterfalls and valleys it was quite moving. We had a little BBQ for lunch in the middle of a forest, then forged onto Milford Sound.
I was sceptical about how two hours could be filled with a boat trip up and down the fiord, but as the man in the orthopaedic shoe once said I stand corrected. We went up the left hand side calling in at coves for photo opportunities, and getting soaked by waterfalls as we went straight underneath. After a brief mission out to the Tasman Sea we began the trek back to the boardwalk. Before docking we called in at a cove where a group of dolphins were making their way out to sea. They came right up to the boat and were very playful.
After docking we were asked if there was anyone who wanted to return to Queenstown via plane for a small (!) fee. I thought that this would be really great, and I wasn’t disappointed. The 8 seater plane (yes, that’s right) actually had more legroom than most international flights Ive been on, but I know which one I would rather fly on. The advantages of sightseeing from a plane were equalled by the pitfalls of hitting your head on the roof of the plane. Just as well it was padded!
Anyway, there’s not much else to say. I’m going out on the Shotover tomorrow, which is a jetboat down the river. Should be fun.
Stay safe
Matt

Queenstown

Hey all from a very cold Queenstown!!
Last night was more sedate than I had hoped, with a pleasant meal at Fishbones. Can you guess what they served? Followed by just a couple of beers and in bed by 10pm. Would you credit it?
I had a well deserved lie-in this morning, following my marathon driving exploits of the past week. After a nice lazy morning I brunched at an elegant café which seats around 30 people called Vudu for a latte (which you could have swum in it was that big), and eggs Benedict which I have to say was a gastronomic treat to say the least. Fully sated, I then went off to book my excursions for the next few days. I’m going to Milford Sound tomorrow, which is about a 12 hour trip. On Sunday its out to the Shotover river for a jetboat ride in the morning then a trip to Arrowtown in the afternoon.
Ideally I wanted to have a ride in the gondola up the mountain this afternoon but its been slightly blustery all day with snow flurries so it was closed. I did however go out on the Earnslaw which is a steamer ship dating back 95 years. You even get to look into the engine room with the blokes shovelling coal.
I got talking to a couple of Americans whilst having a snack about 4pm. They’ve been travelling for about 18 months and were quite interested in the British music scene. We talked for about an hour over a Fergburger and a can of diet Coke. Me and my crazy life eh? All in all a quiet uninteresting day, but I hope Ill have a bit more to bore you with soon. No update tomorrow as I’m out all day, so you can have it all on Sunday.
Durka Durka
M

As promised are a couple of piccies. The first one is the lake I was on about, the second is the Marlborough Sounds. Yowzer!!

A Big One tonight....

Well a bumper one for you today. A cornucopia of information if you will.
I had a good crossing from Wellington to Picton on the Kaitiki. Funnily enough when I was boarding the ferry I looked up at the hull and there in raised letters painted over were the words “Pride of Cherbourg”. I can’t imagine which route that vessel originally used! It’s a 3 hour crossing over the Cook Strait, and while the most of it is your standard up-and-down, you get about an hour of the most beautiful scenery. These are the Marlborough Sounds and the ferry has to slow to a crawl to conserve the wildlife in this area.
After that I got my new car. A Toyota Echo. This car, whilst smaller than the Yaris, with less acceleration does have the advantage that this thing will slow down before the onset of old age. I then had a drive down to Christchurch. When I left Picton I was told that after Blenheim (the next town) there was nothing for 90 minutes. I stupidly thought that they were joking. Oh no! It was just as well I’d had a good breakfast because sure enough 90 minutes after leaving civilisation I came into Kaikoura. Which was about ten houses and a corner shop serving some very suspect sarnies. Luckily there was a Subway in the next town so I managed to eat something before I wasted away. I got my first confirmed road kill!!! I think it was a possum and it ran straight in front of my car. I couldn’t swerve and as I looked in the mirror I saw its head roll away. It was a but unnerving but given the amount of animal pizzas I’ve seen over the last week, I wasn’t too concerned, and by all accounts they’re a pest in this country
I took a recommendation from Lonely Planet when I got to Christchurch and went to a little place called Sumner and found a place called Mariners Bar. It was very basic, but I had a double bed, and en suite bathroom, and most importantly it was at the right price. It came to about £24 for the night, so after being up for 12 hours I was more than happy to pay that.
I went for a curry last night, and again I got an absolute bargain (around £13 for a starter, main and 2 beers). I wasn’t sure about the spices they used as I asked for medium hot. What I actually got was a curry hot enough to strip paint!! It was tasty, but I’ve paid for it today. Say no more.
I made Queenstown in six hours today which was good going. The roads, and scenery down here were truly amazing. For about 2 hours I had a view of plains and scrub with a backdrop of snow capped mountains. I passed lakes with water as blue…well I can’t describe. .
Since getting here, I’ve done nothing apart from Check-in have quick walk, then go for a swift one. I’m going for a shower now, then Ill find somewhere for a nice meal ,and a drinkypoos.
Tomorrow brings what it brings. I’m making no plans, so I think its gonna be a lazy one
Until next we meet
M
AAAAHHHHHHH Blogger is playing up. Yet again no photos. I'll get them on here ASAP!!!!

Due South....

Hey all from a windy Wellington.
I left Napier at the ungodly hour of 8.30 this morning. It was a nice drive for about an hour until I hit some New Zealand drizzle, or what we would call swirling winds, squally showers and zero visibility!
I visited some cute little towns on my way, and I must say that the public facilities of Dannevirke and Masterton are excellent. I think its all the water I'm drinking.
Again there were times when the scenery was absolutely breathtaking, and whilst I did take some photos as I am currently using an Internet cafe to post these updates, I can't actually upload any photos. Once I stop in a decent hotel with proper internet access I will put some up for you to see.
I had a heart-in-mouth moment as I found another main issue with the Yaris. I wanted to stop fairly sharpish as the car in front decided to brake at the last minute for a turn. Lets just say that an emergency stop in a Yaris is akin to being subject to the moons gravity, jumping up and down on a feather mattress and eating sponge cake, whilst being coated in bubble wrap. It is not a good experience.
I had to drive over yet another mountain pass this afternoon. It was not nice, in fact it made me feel quite poorly :(
I had a walk round Te Papa when I arrived in Wellington. It is the museum of New Zealand and is really interesting. Loads of cool exhibits about the natural history of the country as well as the Maori histories and folklore. I have accommodation in a hotel called the Cambridge tonight. Its a bit basic (shared bathrooms) but it was the right price in the right location so I'm not gonna complain.
Its an early start tomorrow to get the 8.30 ferry to the South Island. I have to check in by 7.55am, and return my car beforehand, so yet again I'm going to be in bed early tonight.
I was planning to stop tomorrow night in Greymouth on the Tasman coast, but as I don't relish a ten hour drive to Queenstown the following day, its the easy option of Christchurch. I'm hoping after that I can have a day off from driving and have a relaxing day or two.
Until my next update
LnH
Matt

Napier

Well, after an early morning departure from Auckland I had a little drive to Napier on the east coast of the north island. Just the 7 hours then!
It was a bit more stressful than the last two days as I legitimately went over an hour between seeing any signs of life (except the odd car). I feel like Ive driven to the end of the world.
Napier is in the heart of New Zealands wine country and the plan was to get here early afternoon to do some kind of winery tour. Its now 4.30pm and ive only just got here and I smell really bad! Napier is a beautiful town with loads of art deco buildings, and little boutique shops. Again it being a public holidaymost of them are shut but nonetheless...
I am having to type this from an internet cafe as my hotel doesnt have internet access. In fact it doesn't have a lot. Its a genuine 1930's hotel called Masonic kept as original as possible, but in doing so you do miss out on some of the creature comforts.
Theres not a lot I can really say in addition to the above, having done nothing but sit on my backside looking at a road all day. Although if I were to have to drive anywhere it would be here.
A drive to Wellington tomorrow, ready for my crossing to the south island on Wednesday.
Im going to book my tickets for the ferry now, so Ill speak soon

Can't think of anything interesting to put here

Last night was interesting. I found out that there is life in Auckland and that the world is in fact small. I went for dinner at a little harbour side place called Neptune. Unsurprisingly it served mainly seafood dishes and I have to say that I had the best fish and chips I have tasted. Well the fish was good, the chips not so much. While I was there I met a waitress from Leeds who is doing the exact same route as me but in reverse, with the exception that she was going to New York instead of Chicago. When she asked where I was from I said Cannock near Wolverhampton, and a guy at the next table said “Not Cannock?? I'm from Walsall”. What a strange coincidence?! I tried to go for a couple of drinks after dinner but was too tired plus I wanted an early start today so I called it a night at 10pm. I wouldn’t do that if I was at home.
Today was another glorious day. I decided to have a drive to Coromandel. I have to take my hat off to Adam for the recommendation that it was beautiful. That doesn’t even come close to the views, scenery and ambience of this region.
I said before that the roads were straight. That was nothing compared to today, where the roads were that straight you had to have headlights on, and all you could see around you was road and fields. Wow!
That was how the roads were until you reached a town called Thames. Unlike other ‘towns’ this legitimately was one. It had houses, shops, a town centre and a KFC! Unfortunately this was the only town for about an hour in either direction so it needed to have some facilities. The road from Thames to Coromandel Town was a true coastal road, and also a real mountain pass all in one. You drove for 30 minutes with nothing between you and the sea, followed by another 30 minutes doing 45 degree turns over hills and valleys. It was one of the most beautiful drives I have ever taken. Coromandel town is a nice little place, and well worth a visit any time of the year. At one end of the town is a mountain range and at the other is a peaceful harbour,
Well that’s been my day. Another six hours driving for an hour and a half in one place.
I leave Auckland in the morning (early I hope) to go to Napier or Hastings, I've not decided yet, but we shall see when I get to that area tomorrow.
Until I next find something interesting to talk about
M

Auckland and beyond

Well, haven’t I been a busy boy?? Not really unless you count sitting on your backside for 6 hours driving to and from Whangarei. When I opened my map this morning it seemed like a nice drive to a somewhat significant town. I was right…sort of.
You see in the grand scheme of things Whangarei is a big town, but by our standards its about the size of Chadsmoor. That said it’s a beautiful place, full of little shops and cafes all set round a harbour. It was a lovely walk round, but once you’ve seen one bijou craft shop you’ve seen them all, so after lunch I had a quick stroll along the quay then came back to Auckland.
Driving in New Zealand is an interesting experience. Highway 1 evokes images of a motorway fully lit, straight as a beam of light, cutting through all in its path. What you actually get is about 20 miles of motorway like the M54 followed by something reminiscent of the A5 at Weston. With more bends and hills. For another 100 miles. I actually spent more time going over mountains than I did going in a straight line. That said when I did end up in a straight line it was s-t-r-a-i-g-h-t. Surprisingly though it was a nice drive, and with so much to concentrate on the time flew.
I have ended up with a Toyota Yaris, the smallest car I have ever had the misfortune to drive. While I can’t complain about the fuel economy it handles like a go-kart, and whilst I’m no Jeremy Clarkson, I would have to say that this is a travesty and a sore on the motor industry. Still it was at a good price so who am I to complain?!
Anyway, its time for a shower and dinner then a plan for tomorrow. I’m thinking the Coromandel but we shall see.

Matt

New country, another time change

I’m not feeling great at the moment. I think the 16 hours flying time has knocked me for six, coupled with the insane Chinese lady I had to sit next to from LA to Auckland. I wanted to sleep, she wanted to yabber on about nothing in particular, and then didn’t know which country she lived in (Germany) or which country she was born in (China).
Onto better things, today has been beautiful. Auckland is amazing, but very spread out. I walked for about an hour but didn’t get anywhere. I went up the Skytower, which is the tallest building in the southern hemisphere apparently! The views are amazing, which as you can see from the picture isn’t too far from the truth. You can actually jump off on a zip line from about 600 feet, but I didn’t really fancy that, having only changed underpants about 2 hours before!
I’m staying right by the harbour, which is nice to have a walk round, but as it’s at the bottom of every hill in the city, so as the song says “the only way is up”. This is made doubly hard by not knowing where anything is, as well as it being SCORCHIO. If this is autumn in Auckland Ill take it any day.
I confess I did have to have a nap this afternoon, purely because I felt as if I wasn’t in contact with the floor at times, such was my exhaustion. After an hour (or two) I felt much better so decided to have a walk up Queen Street, the bustling vibrant centre of the city. Except it wasn’t because today being Good Friday, nearly everywhere was closed. This was obviously repeated everywhere else I went so I went back down to the front and strolled round the harbour and along the front.
Just been for dinner at one of the only places I saw open. Its called degrees (small d) and its specialities include food served nearly raw on a slab of granite heated to about 400°C and you cut and cook it yourself. Very nice and much healthier for me (that’s for you mom). I decided to wash it down with a glass of tomato juice. Nah, only kidding, just a couple of beers.
I’m picking the car up tomorrow morning, so I’m off to decide where I’m going to tomorrow.
From the other side of the world
M

Off to pastures new

My last day in the Windy City (I think its those Hot Dogs). Had a nice relaxing walk around the downtown business district looking at the sculptures that "litter the streets", then decided to have a trip uptown to a district called Damen to visit a store I had read about. Its called US #1 (thats number 1 to us non Americans), and it specialises in retro second hand clothes. I managed to find a couple of cool bowling shirts to add to my sartorial choices on this trip.
After that it was back downtown and a walk along Michigan Avenue towards the Tribune tower (the Tribune being the local paper/media outlet). The outside is covered in rocks taken from famous buildings all over the world. Theres a piece of the Great Wall of China, the Taj Mahal, even the Houses of Parliament. I took some photos, so don't be afraid to ask to see them when I get back (especially you AJ and Sue!).
After that I resolved to find that place I was looking for yesterday for another late lunch. I found it. Its called Mr. Beefs and it serves hot beef rolls with loads of juice and hot peppers. I nearly went back for another one, but decided not to. Don't want to spoil my last supper tonight!!

The next time you hear from me (hopefully) Ill be in the land of the long white cloud...New Zealand

Night all

M

Oh me, oh my!

Hey guys,
Well since I was last on here Ive been to Detroit for 'mania. What a show, just a shame about the location. Detroit is a hole. No ifs, buts or maybe's. I would feel safer walking through West Br*m wearing my Wolves shirt at 1am than I did walking through downtown Detroit at 5pm. Not a soul about and constantly looking over my shoulder. It didn't help the poor excuse for a hotel I ended up in. Ford Field is a beautiful arena, but its a shame about the location.
Put my hands up for Detroit?? No thanks!
Onto better things I went into downtown Chicago today. I did my bus tour that I was so looking forward to. Learned loads of little things about different areas of the city that although I had read about I didn't know where they were.
I also went for a walk round Millenium Park. Its really beautiful, tranquil and full of unusual stuff like the bean (pictured below). Its actually called Cloud Gate, and was made by a British artist. There's also the Crown Fountain, which is two walls covered in LEDs that make up the face of different people from Chicago.
I had a late lunch and decided to go to Portellos for an authentic Chicago Hot Dog. Its like a mess in a bun with tomato pickle, onion, peppers but no ketchup! Very nice, but I didn't mean to end up there. I was actually looking for another little place, so Ill have to find that out tomorrow.

I think I'm gonna have a quiet night tonight. Order in a pizza maybe, and have a couple of drinks in my room. I really should be eating a bit healthier but I have been good apart from today!! Honest mom, I really have!

Keep it chillin', and don't be illin'

M